Banana Tobin

I will finally get the city to approve and build water sources in dog parks.

All Somerville residents will be required, by law, to pet all the dogs.

I plan to incentivize the building of little free stick libraries on every street.

I will mandate kisses for all – regardless of race, gender, creed, or breed. 

In order to keep track of these sneaky rabbits, I'll launch bunny patrols in all neighborhoods. 

I'll form a diverse group of community pups that will advocate for dogs in backpacks.