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WAGA - We All Go Awwwww
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The Wag Pawty
Chutney – Mayoral Candidate for the Wag Pawty
As a bipawtisan candidate, I strongly believe in reaching “Paws Across the Aisle”. I will promote kindness, neighborly love, and unity across all of Somerville, believing every paw, hand, and heart deserves respect.
I pride myself on my natural pupper expertise with “Sniffing Out Corruption.” I believe in an open, honest, tail-wagging city hall – no shady business or hidden treats under the table!
My “Treats and Belly Rubs for All” campaign will encourage every citizen to enjoy simple joys, whether that’s a biscuit, a smile, or a belly rub to lift the day.
I value “Cuddle Diplomacy” because hugs, pets, and snuggles solve more disputes than angry barks. Mandatory cuddle breaks during city meetings will bring peace and harmony.
In an initiative entitled, "Support Local Bakers and Biscuit-Makers," I pawprose Somerville prioritizes local small businesses (especially those offering treats for humans AND puppers).
Because Somerville deserves a mayor who believes in Paws Across the Aisle. Someone who values love over barking, wagging over worrying, and togetherness over division. I’m not running to win arguments. I’m running to make Somerville happier, warmer, and wagging with joy.
I may not have a loud voice (I literally do not bark), but my tail wags louder than any campaign speech! I promise to greet everyone with a warm eyes and ensure that no citizen goes without a little kindness.
So let’s do this together. Let’s WAG Somerville forward. Vote for Chutney as dog mayor of Somerville, as We All Go Awwwww.
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