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The Indepawndent Pawty
Lockwood – Mayoral Candidate for the Indepawndent Pawty
Let me be more specific: we should support small businesses that prioritize providing great dog treats at the counter. These drugstores and coffee shops and hardware stores (you know who you are!) are the linchpins of our community and should be treated as such. As mayor, I’ll make sure to visit them every day to make sure that they’re continuing to thrive. Maybe more than once a day if I have to.
You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because, while I may have dropped out of service dog school, when it comes to street smarts… OK, I don’t have those either. But I do have a dopey smile and a friendly personality, and I love to spend most of the day sleeping, and couldn’t politics use a little calming down right now?
I love getting to know my constituents, especially if they have a pocket full of dog treats I can beg for. I have experience reaching across the aisle; just ask the cat who my humans have forced me to cohabitate with.
Somerville, please vote for me - it’s time to enter our golden era!
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