• Home
  • Somerville Dog Mayor
  • More
    • Home
    • Somerville Dog Mayor
  • Sign In
  • Create Account

  • My Account
  • Signed in as:

  • filler@godaddy.com


  • My Account
  • Sign out

Signed in as:

filler@godaddy.com

  • Home
  • Somerville Dog Mayor

Account

  • My Account
  • Sign out

  • Sign In
  • My Account
Somerville Dog Mayor Candidate

Lohan Solo

Death to Squirrels

About Lohan

Age

2

Pawty Affiliation

The Populist Pawty

Key Issues

  • Chicken Bones
  • Not enough garbage on the street
  • Rats & rabbits & squirrels
  • Flying prey (aka birbs)
  • Balls

I promise: ...to leave 1 chicken bone for every 5 I find for other dogs. ...to encourage humans to throw more food into the streets. ...to form committees devoted to rat & rabbit hunts, and a committee to look into how to catch the elusive squirrel. And lastly, I promise all a ball!


Lohan Solo – Mayoral Candidate for the Smalls Party

HOW I PLAN TO SOLVE KEY ISSUES

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

Humans refuse to let us eat chicken bones found on the street! I propose to make it mandatory that humans allow chicken bones for all dogs (but mostly for me).


GARBAGE

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

More garbage = more free snacks ...

and more rats to hunt!

RODENTS

CHICKEN BONES FOR ALL

BIRBS ARE REAL

I will create awards for rat & rabbit hunting, while supporting death to squirrels.

BIRBS ARE REAL

BIRBS ARE REAL

BIRBS ARE REAL

Birbs ARE real – I'd create an initiative to take away their ability to fly so they're easier to hunt!

BALLS

BIRBS ARE REAL

BALLS

More Balls.

That's it. That's the plan.

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME

The Most Important Question, Answered

You should vote for me as the first official Somerville Dog Mayor because I am the best rat hunter, I am very good at playing with other dogs, and I'm here to get the party started. A vote for me is a vote for more chicken bones in your mouth, more balls being thrown, and more free snacks.

Wanna Follow Me?

I don't currently have my own social media account... but if you elect me, that may change!

What Now?

I'm Ready TO VOTETAKE ME BACK TO FULL CANDIDATE LIST

Copyright © 2025 SCRITCHES & BOOPS - All Rights Reserved.

Powered by

This website uses cookies.

We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.

Accept