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Death to Squirrels
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The Populist Pawty
Lohan Solo – Mayoral Candidate for the Smalls Party
Humans refuse to let us eat chicken bones found on the street! I propose to make it mandatory that humans allow chicken bones for all dogs (but mostly for me).
More garbage = more free snacks ...
and more rats to hunt!
I will create awards for rat & rabbit hunting, while supporting death to squirrels.
Birbs ARE real – I'd create an initiative to take away their ability to fly so they're easier to hunt!
More Balls.
That's it. That's the plan.
You should vote for me as the first official Somerville Dog Mayor because I am the best rat hunter, I am very good at playing with other dogs, and I'm here to get the party started. A vote for me is a vote for more chicken bones in your mouth, more balls being thrown, and more free snacks.
I don't currently have my own social media account... but if you elect me, that may change!
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