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Somerville Dog Mayor Candidate

Louie DiBenedetto

Only good boys get treats

About Louie

Age

4

Pawty Affiliation

The Good Boys Pawty

Key Issues

  • Fences
  • Treats
  • Fair Humping
  • Fairness for Potatoes

I promise that if you vote for me, I'll ensure you can poop in any yard in Somerville


Louie DiBenedetto – Mayoral Candidate for Good Boys Pawty

HOW I PLAN TO SOLVE KEY ISSUES

FENCES

FENCES

FENCES

No dogs will be allowed to pee on another dog's fence. Especially mine.

TREATS

FENCES

FENCES

I'll require all renters and home owners to maintain neverending treat supplies to freely hand out to all passing pups. 

FAIR HUMPING

FAIRNESS FOR POTATOES (aka Pitbulls)

FAIRNESS FOR POTATOES (aka Pitbulls)

As dogs, we should be able to hump who/what we want... when we want! I'll pass this as a city law.

FAIRNESS FOR POTATOES (aka Pitbulls)

FAIRNESS FOR POTATOES (aka Pitbulls)

FAIRNESS FOR POTATOES (aka Pitbulls)

Due to the continued unfair injustices facing pitbulls, we will implement a law that all good things must always be given to all pitbulls, all the time!

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME

The Most Important Question, Answered

You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because I am the cutest bestest boy 

Wanna Follow Me?

I've got a social media presence! Give the button below a boop and you can follow me on Instagram!

My pawstagram account

What Now?

I'm Ready TO VOTETAKE ME BACK TO FULL CANDIDATE LIST

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