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We LabrADORE Luna
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The Free Pizza Pawty
Luna – Mayoral Candidate for the Free Pizza Pawty
Dogs deserve more green spaces and places! I want to make the splash pads in Somerville's people parks dog-accessible.
Can we create universal dog healthcare? Who the h*ck knows?! I'll tell you folks something though - my two bionic knees cost real money!!
End puppy racism and destigmatize bully breeds. If you vote for me, Somerville's next First Gentlepup will be a Pitbull!
You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because, as Mayor, I promise to wag my tail directly at EVERY. SINGLE. RESIDENT. of Somerville. Oh, what's that you say? You want a candidate who will shake paws and kiss babies? I'm your gal! With my big sloppy kisses, gentle nose boops, and the world's wiggliest butt, was tailor-made to teach our younger generations what it means to love dogs. I promise that I will volunteer as referee for your pick-up soccer game at Conway Park... but no promises that I won't steal the ball. Plus, I will clean up the streets...and by that, I mean that I'll eat the second half of the bagel you dropped on the sidewalk outside of Dunkin. If I am elected, I promise that my inauguration will be a city-wide ice cream party.
And for the "West Wing" fans of Somerville - I also have a secret plan to fight inflation.
I've got a social media presence! Give the button below a boop and you can follow me on Instagram!
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