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Eight Paws, One Mission: Adventure for All!
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The BarkRanger Pawty
*Scritches & Boops did not bribe us for this plug. We can NOTS be bribed!
"We, the Lee sisters, promise to lead with wagging tails, muddy paws, and hearts full of joy.
Whether you zoom, sniff, snooze, or need a little extra space — we’ve got your back (and your belly rubs).
Together, we’ll fetch a future where every dog feels safe, seen, and celebrated — one treat, one trail, and one tail wag at a time."
Your Two-Pup Ticket for a Pawsitive Tomorrow
– Luna and Missy
mayoral candidates for The BarkRanger Pawty
Every pup deserves a safe place to zoom.
Because of this, we propose the following:
No more fetchless fields —
let’s branch out!
Clean paws are overrated. Let’s splash responsibly and make puddles year round fun.
We propose providing all pups with squirrel awareness & education. Running and barking may or may not be required for students.
Dogs should never want for snacks, we want to make treat dispensers available everywhere. This would be one small bark for dogs, one giant snack for dogkind!
We want to promote visibility and innovative support for reactive and anxious dogs.
If we are puplected, we will advocate for all pup ice cream enthusiasts to make this happen!
You should vote for us because we’ve been proud Somerville pups for two whole years — that’s like 14 in dog years, so we know this city very well. Of us, Luna is a little anxious and gets overstimulated (big feelings, small body!), but she absolutely loves the outdoors and finds peace in a good sniff session. Missy, on the other paw, is a chill squirrel-watcher who’s always ready to say hi and share a tail wag.
Together, we cover both ends of the leash — the quiet sniffer and the social butterfly, the muddy adventurer and the friendly floof. We believe every pup in Somerville deserves a space to feel safe, sniff happy, and snack often — and we’re here to make that happen, one pawlicy at a time!
– Luna & Missy: Two Dogs. One Dream. All the Treats. 🐾
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