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For the people, not those rascally rabbits!
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The Loyalists Party
Murph Murphy – Mayoral Candidate for the Loyalists Party
Implementing treat stations across Somerville
Getting these rabbits out of my and your yard, but first my yard. We’re getting them out my yard first. I see one now, give me a minute, gotta check this out!
As mayor, implementing legislation regulating that my parents take me anywhere they go! Do you know where they go? Hmmm, yes, CIA for tracking our parents, we’re also doing that
You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because I’ve never met anyone I don’t love. I am truly a good boi for the people! I'm pro swimming, pro walking, very pro running, pro napping (ideally with a human), pro kissing, pro person, and pro cheese. I’m anti being alone, anti little birds, and very, very anti rabbit!
Social Media? I'm too busy with my pawrents, so you'll need to see me out and about!
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