Signed in as:
filler@godaddy.com
Signed in as:
filler@godaddy.com
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick
1
The Full Mutt Pawty
Orbit – Mayoral Candidate for the Full Mutt Pawty
Pup cups are currently a luxury, limited to drive-thru visits or special occasions. This unequal access leaves too many pups without whipped cream happiness. Orbit will work with local business to establish the Pup Cup for Every Pooch Program ensuring discounted supplies to small businesses and whipped cream dog mustaches for all!
Why do some dogs have so many tennis balls while others have none. Orbit will end this injustice with her Balls for All Act which ensures at least one fresh tennis ball per household, replenished quarterly.
Across Somerville, pups are routinely denied the opportunity to nap in fresh just out of the dryer laundry for fear they will make it 'dirty'. Orbit will help change hearts and minds through her public education campaign 'Fur Makes it Fresher'.
You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because at 1.5 years old I'll bring a fresh new pawspective to the office!
I've got a social media presence! Give the button below a boop and you can follow me AND my sister on Instagram!
We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.