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Somerville Dog Mayor Candidate

Stanley Dallas Bear

Bite the Right

About Stanley

Age

4

Pawty Affiliation

The Left is Best Pawty

Key Issues

  • Safety & Neighborhood Watch
  • Education
  • Infrastructure
  • Rat Poison


I promise that I'll work to make Somerville a more leash walkable city


Stanley Dallas Bear – Mayoral Candidate for the Left is Best

HOW I PLAN TO SOLVE KEY ISSUES

SAFETY & NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

SAFETY & NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

SAFETY & NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

I look out my own window and bark at my own discretion, keeping the neighborhood safe. I would never call Paw Patrol. I want to help other pups feel empowered to bark out their own windows too!

EDUCATION FUR ALL

SAFETY & NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

SAFETY & NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

I have plans to make education accessible fur all, from early puphood through advanced careers in service fields 

INFRASTRUCTURE

INFRASTRUCTURE

INFRASTRUCTURE

I want to expand and improve dog-friendly infrastructure – parks, public water access, and trash bins for poop! 

RAT POISON

INFRASTRUCTURE

INFRASTRUCTURE

As a dog, one of my favorite things is peanut butter. Anything peanut butter flavored. Because of this, I plan to outlaw peanut butter flavored rat poison!

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME

The Most Important Question, Answered

You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because I’m cute, I’m apartment-sized, and I’m a Masshole.

Wanna Follow Me?

I'm not on-line! I'd rather bark out my window screen than behind a 'puter screen. 

What Now?

I'm Ready TO VOTETAKE ME BACK TO FULL CANDIDATE LIST

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