Somerville Dog Mayor Candidate

Wilkens

Silly Willies Get More Treaty Weaties

About Wilkens

Age

Pawty Affiliation

The Silly Willy Pawty

Key Issues

More Treats
Less Rats

I promise to always perform the most rigorous quality control checks on the treats offered by local businesses.

Wilkens – Mayoral Candidate for the Silly WIlly Pawty

HOW I PLAN TO SOLVE KEY ISSUES

TREATS

I will make it illegal for your humans to break your treats in half.

RATS

TREATS

I will make chasing rats a recognized public service act.

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME

The Most Important Question, Answered

You should vote for me as Somerville Dog Mayor because I am the hungriest candidate (see rigorous QC of community treats under Issues ). I can't wait to shake everyone's hand and give you a kiss on the face!

Wanna Follow Me?

I've got a social media presence! Give the button below a boop and you can follow me on Instagram!

My pawstagram account

What Now?

I'm Ready TO VOTE TAKE ME BACK TO FULL CANDIDATE LIST

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